Animals: Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight... - FML

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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TREE 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:35

you just have to leave the toilet seat down

oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:26

was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the **** over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o but yeah, get a dog. (:

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oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:26

was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the **** over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o but yeah, get a dog. (:

paleknight47 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:47

WIN (for cat)

Cowgirl1995 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:17

put the lid down! problem solved

stormin972 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:00

YDI for having a cat.

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:38

had to go weewee but fell in

widder 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 15:23

Then he wanked all night with it

birdfreak 24

Friday 6 August 2010 19:19

was the toilet flushed?

vreaulamata 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:26

So what? a cat pissed on mine ha i beat yours. its not fml it's a problem and... beating that cat solves it.

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:58

hah, yeah that's a worse situation. I don't get how this is an fml. unless there was shit in the toilet or something then your cat basically got water on your bed. put the sheets in the dryer, np.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:23

if the toilet was flushed then there's not a problem

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