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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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TREE 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:35

you just have to leave the toilet seat down

oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:26

was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the **** over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o but yeah, get a dog. (:

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oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:26

was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the **** over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o but yeah, get a dog. (:

paleknight47 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:47

WIN (for cat)

Cowgirl1995 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:17

put the lid down! problem solved

stormin972 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:00

YDI for having a cat.

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:38

had to go weewee but fell in

widder 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 15:23

Then he wanked all night with it

birdfreak 24

Friday 6 August 2010 19:19

was the toilet flushed?

vreaulamata 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:26

So what? a cat pissed on mine ha i beat yours. its not fml it's a problem and... beating that cat solves it.

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:58

hah, yeah that's a worse situation. I don't get how this is an fml. unless there was shit in the toilet or something then your cat basically got water on your bed. put the sheets in the dryer, np.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:23

if the toilet was flushed then there's not a problem

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