Transportation: Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started...

By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By lovethyneighbour - 04/08/2014 00:19 - Australia - Berowra

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 1 674

On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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You deserved it 40 249

HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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You deserved it 45 201

MissMoonshine 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:05

This isn't a FML... This is a "hell yea you're a bad ass GPS theif chaser!"

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:56

LOL guy steals a GPS and runs into a dead end... agreed #8, that's world's dumbest criminals worthy.

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Tikal_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:44

Hehe, I would've done the exact same thing.

stary1722 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 16:15

Apparently the GPS didn't work very well...

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:56

LOL guy steals a GPS and runs into a dead end... agreed #8, that's world's dumbest criminals worthy.

rainbowfailure 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:05

How can you agree with number 8 when you're number 7?

Thelnternet 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:47

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captcool024 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:43

haha.. that had to be kinda awkward

UsernameIsUsed 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:20

OP could have recovered from the slip by quickly punching the guy in the face. Then the apology would've made sense!

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 21:40

I think he meant it sarcastically, as in I won this time ;)

MissMoonshine 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:05

This isn't a FML... This is a "hell yea you're a bad ass GPS theif chaser!"

cbahh 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:40

That sounds more like FHL. "Today, I stole a GPS. The guy saw me, chased me down the street, and I had to awkwardly give it back to him. FML"

fmlcomment 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:46

Actually: "Today, as I was trying to run off with some dude's GPS (which he'd left in his unlocked car), he saw me and began to chase me. How did he catch me? I hit a dead end. Guess I should have turned the GPS on. I was so pathetic that he apologized for having to chase me down and get his own GPS back. FML."

dante899 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:43

could be a mlia moment

joshua26354 3

Wednesday 18 June 2014 18:18

#15 #30 lmfao

dang_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:05

why the hell would you apologize to him? lmao!

warsun 27

Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

Some people like to apologise a lot when it comes to most things

Metal_Chick 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 7:48

It's called reinforcing the behavior. He was probably taught to always be polite as he was growing up. So his reaction came naturally to him. And yes, I just replied to a comment more than 5 years later lol.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 8:44

Totally sounds like somethin I'd do. My social teacher wished me luck on my exam once and I said "yea you too." :s Speech isn't everybody's strong point I guess. Don't feel too bad. =]

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 1 February 2013 19:14

People do that all the time at the movie theater I work at. We're supposed to tell them to enjoy the movie, and a lot of people say back, "You, too!" It's really funny, especially when they get embarrassed for saying it. :P