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By xXshitface4uXx - 25/07/2014 22:46 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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Priorities

By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By soontobemurder - 03/05/2017 18:00

Today, my boss took back my week off because he wants to take a spontaneous Caribbean vacation with his wife, which is "clearly more important" than what I was going to do. I needed that time off so I could be with my Dad in hospice. FML

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By getajob - 28/09/2012 17:40 - United States - Carmel

Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Sucker - 12/10/2009 19:31 - Canada

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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By ToxicFamily - 05/04/2025 22:00 - Germany

Today, all I wanted was to go on a vacation in April. I've been asking my husband since last April and he begrudgingly booked everything last minute a month before. Now he's cancelled everything he booked due to his dad being sick. I was OK with it, but now I've got no vacations for this year. FML

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Saturday 26 July 2014 5:05

And that's why you love him even more...

euphoricness 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:17

How can he when he hasn't been on vacation since six?

Comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:14

Time for revenge! Make up a contest where you won such a trip. Have him go and "redeem" the winning ticket.

dabears1011234 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:20

I'd like to see a video of that!

Thorteris 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:18

Your dad is a nice guy.

abdiG 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:28

your dad seems like a cool guy. you either hate him or love him. but u got to love him though, that was pretty funny.

slyde32 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:20

are you telling me I can love or hate my dad but I have to love him? that makes sense.

lilbillXD 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:28

your dad is funny, you should start plotting.

n3ophyt3 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:29

May be he just wanted to see how you would like a vacation plan

metheonlyb 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:31

You dad is a troll dad. Sorry OP, but that was hilarious. :)

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:37

What a cruel joke. My dad would have done the same.

Godsofdracos 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:39

All I could think was, man I wish my dad was half that awesome. A good sense of humor and you laugh hysterically at it, since he did just get you really good.