Miscellaneous: Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back...

By exiledliscense - 09/11/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

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You deserved it 5 887

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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You deserved it 222

By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 464

Ongoing crisis

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 06:00

Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML

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You deserved it 130

Inspirational tale

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 02:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 141

By callofdutyhater - 21/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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You deserved it 5 395

Technologically challenged

By Weirdo - 22/11/2020 08:02

Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML

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BeastManzero 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:11

You can't play games with lag you have to understand his complaint.

kbobcat 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:11

Well you can't blame him, modern warfare 3 just came out.

Comments

mpsap 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:13

wow.....

GypsyRover 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:27

I love diving! I hope you had fun in the water and seen some cool things. :-)

Dylan420z 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:57

probably just wants u gone at school so he can use the computer to watch ****..

melanierules123 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 7:02

Go take your classes at starbucks

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 15:22

I love Starbucks!

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 7:37

Tell him to get a faster Internet connection.

buttered 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:50

Wow your Internet must suck if being on the computer makes your dads games lag lol

Thefeelofcotton 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:41

Dude, lag = bad gameplay. Bad gameplay = shitty KDR. Shitty KDR = bad times for you. Consider it a blessing

timharrison1000 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 11:20

ur dad sounds like a turd ...just saying *cough*

GypsyRover 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:26

Tell him to get off his ass and look for a job! Parents now days are lazy pieces of shit,and don't care about there kids enough to give them the proper direction and discipline. I'm tiered of my tax dollars going to people like him who just sit on there ass and collect wellfair and unemployment. To make it worse,he is making school harder for you. Sorry man. Good for you for trying,keep it up!