Today, my dad's sister died unexpectedly. After going through...

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By puglover - 06/07/2017 05:28

Today, my dad's sister died unexpectedly. After going through the shock of everything and coming home to my mom, she then proceeded to get mad at me because I "wasn't grieving properly." FML

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