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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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smm_fml 3

Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:31

ugh, that happened like 5 different times last year in my dorm. only the alarm would go off for days on end. and one time it was over christmas break.

Zazoo1995 23

Thursday 30 May 2013 18:26

Find the switchboard and turn off the power in the room, then back on. It will effectively turn off the alarm.

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smm_fml 3

Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:31

ugh, that happened like 5 different times last year in my dorm. only the alarm would go off for days on end. and one time it was over christmas break.

Zazoo1995 23

Thursday 30 May 2013 18:26

Find the switchboard and turn off the power in the room, then back on. It will effectively turn off the alarm.

Easy_Target 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 1:18

Oh that happened to me once...it was at UMBC campus housing, those doors are sturdy. Believe me, I tried.

Bueller 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:02

Heh, when I was in the dorms, the guys that lived next to the study room were always gone on the weekends. We used to call their room and let it ring just to drive the nerds that were studying crazy.

couchcat 25

Sunday 15 November 2015 15:13

#6, you're a douche.

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:40

Haha that's hilarious XD but sucks for you. I wonder what she's hiding in the locked bedroom..

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 6 April 2009 7:47

oman that sucks. good idea #2

PhoenixRose4 5

Wednesday 13 May 2009 16:38

This jsut happened to me last weekend! i was at my bf's dorm and his friend hadn't come home last night. His alarm went off at 6 am, he didn't get home till one. The alarm gets louder and louder every so often. So much for a stay in bed day