By Udxero - 10/09/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6

Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.

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WIDRR 0

anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML

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iHaveNoLife88 0

I’m bringing home a baby bumble bee. Won’t my mommy be so proud of me? I’m bringing home a baby bumble bee. OW!! It stung me! I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee. Won’t my mommy be so proud of me? I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee. EWW, it’s all over my hands!! I’m licking up my baby bumble bee. Won’t my mommy be so proud of me? I’m licking up my baby bumble. Ugg…I don’t feel so good…. I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee. Won’t my mommy be so proud of me? I’m throwing up my baby bumble bee. Eww, it’s all over the flour........................................

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jerryj 27

You blew it by misspelling the last word.

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crzygrl90218 0

LOL kids do ythe darnest things huh?

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DangerousBabee 0

Bumble bee dude i wonder how long u spent typing that. you really dont have a life :P unless u copied and pasted but yeaaa :P OP: lol thats funny xD

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TachycardicIVU 0

Well, you do realize their username is "iHaveNoLife88" if that says anything.

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DameGreyWulf 0

What.... that's not difficult to type out at all, lol Look at Pimpin's posts instead and you'll see. (though that might be what the 88 is about lol)

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qwertyone 0

This made me laugh on a bad day, good job op. FYL

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Egotistical 0

Funny but cute. Your daughter sounds like a smart child if she knew that something was wrong and tried to fix it:) How is she a moron? Were you not a child at one point in time? Judging by your comment I think she is way more smart than you. Special ed classes? Seriously? Who the **** are you to say that? It's not like people chose to be mentally challenged or handicap or black or white. If you were to have a handicap child I assure you that you'll regret this imbicilic comment. Some people are so ignorant it makes me upset to call America my birth place. OP: say hi to the kid for me

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jack9ooo 0

how do u know she's a kid? maybe she's 17...

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Egotistical 0

She's a child because the OP wassaid she just turned two. Any more questions?

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Egotistical 0

******* iPod touches always mess up what you are trying to say. I ment the OP said she just turned two

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epicwinmaster 0

oh no! Not things that can do her harm! To all over protective parents: GET A GOD DAMN LIFE

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dlogan93 0

this FML was phrased sooooooo perfectly.

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chrismace 11

The phrasing off this was lol. Its like a weird really funny childrens book.

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5upernova 3

I think it's cute, but if I was in your shoes, I will be horrified!

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