By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 277
You deserved it 32 467

Same thing different taste

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Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.

Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......

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dear god that's just awful. I get maybe you're not into sports, but... I make fun of my female friends when they watch Oxygen/Lifetime.

soo imma guy and i don't really like watching sports ;p

blamdarot 0

Guys that watch sports are boring as boyfriends. Science is interesting. Keep on doing your thing.

ziqi92 0

relax, i'd do that too. i never watch the superbowl.

what man card? none of these gay guys have em if they dont even watch the superbowl. thats like 1 of the least american things u can do, not watch the superbowl. even if its just 4 the commercials u should watch it

Dun wurry, super bowl may not be for all (definatley not for me)

Hahaha Wow! Yeah your life does suck because no amount of explaining could heal that wound. lol

yes #39, because being american is all about sexual tension and doing what society tells you for fear of being called 'gay' or '***' or 'not a man' which could seriously hurt your self-esteem and that huge testosterone-driven ego stick in your pants will shrivel up and die if you don't bench-press twice your weight and keep your mind as dumb and idle as possible by watching men collide with each other and watching pretty cheerleaders dance around in nothing but shiny skirts and pom-poms all while thinking that someday you'll be just like those guys with the skinny waists and big shoulder-pads, getting paid six-figure salaries just because you can drink a six-pack of beer and **** a random self-esteemless **** and punch a geek in the face while high-fiving your jocktard buddies all at the same time. yep. i bet you're proud to be american. sure.

musicninja 0

Who cares? It's not like you have to watch/like sports to be a man. Not every guy does. At least not the intelligent, thinking ones.