Intimacy: Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like...

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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By [SiMON] - 06/01/2009 09:51 - France

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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Third wheel of the third wheel

By jon - 26/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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This is fine

By wheel 4 - 01/12/2017 05:00

Today, I went out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and a girl they've been wanting to introduce to me. I thought they wanted to set us up, but it turns out they're a throuple and wanted me to be the first to know. I think I'm the first fourth wheel in history. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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Timeshare

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 January 2017 3:04

They wouldn't even let you hold the camera? Rude!!!

erindgentry 28

Monday 2 January 2017 3:03

That's ****** up OP

Comments

Smiles360 7

Monday 2 January 2017 5:47

Seriously, that's ****** up, you should reevaluate your friendship

inappropes 31

Monday 2 January 2017 7:52

Usually people who have threesomes are grasping at straws to save a relationship. and if she is down to do that she isn't worth your time.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 2 January 2017 14:02

She isn't worth OP's time because she was down to have a threesome? I can see why OP wouldn't want to be with someone who's had sex with his best friend but that's a bit judgmental.

WatDaHail 13

Monday 2 January 2017 9:20

He's not your ******* friend, that's an asshole that needs to be ripped a new one

egnur_mas 19

Monday 2 January 2017 11:41

This is one where I need the "This could've happened to me" button...

Malachite_Wolf 2

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:40

Same here...

sasquatchius 3

Monday 2 January 2017 12:06

What's the issue? She didn't want to have sex with you, so that's a FML? C'mon man, that's sad.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 2 January 2017 14:04

The FML is that she had sex with his friend instead (a friend who knew OP likes her), obviously.

Catdragon 40

Monday 2 January 2017 19:39

When will women stop being called ***** for sleeping with who they want to? Is op's friend a ****? What his friend did wasn't exactly right, but the crush is just that. She has no obligation to sleep with, remain celibate, faithful, or keep herself under lock and key just because one dude likes her. She can **** who she wants as long as it's consensual. The couple are allowed to **** who they want to as long as it's consensual among all parties involved. The only wrong here was sleeping with his friends crush after he agreed to help him get with her.

murph_fml 21

Tuesday 3 January 2017 0:34

Man, a lot of whiners on here are upset at this girl, who had no obligation to **** or not **** anybody. Listen, kids, you can't just yell "DIBS!" on a woman and sulk when she doesn't go your way. This is why guys like me have threesomes with your date.