By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my husband and I put our 9 month old twins to bed and went outside to enjoy a very rare few minutes with each other, a couple of beers, with a baby monitor. He shut the sliding glass door, and I watched the bar that locks it accidentally slide into locked position. All the other doors were locked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 790
You deserved it 8 364

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pollychrome 0

The rest of the story: I had my cellphone on me (I always do). I called a friend who lived close by who keeps a set of keys for us. She drove over while we sat in the garage (the car trunk was unlocked and I crawled through to get to the inside of the car, and I could get access to the garage door opener, but my husband had locked the inner door to the house - which is why I tried the garage door in the first place) waiting and listening to the monitor. I had grabbed a beer for solidarity, but wasn't really drinking it. I honestly don't like to drink very much since having the kids (obviously didn't drink while pregnant, either), but my husband is awesome and deserved some time off. So I grabbed beers for both of us so he would have one. Usually he just finishes my beer or it ends up getting poured out. The friend got there rather quickly (about 15 minutes) while my husband sat, drank his beer and wondered aloud which of his power tools he would use to cut through the garage wall into the house if the kids started crying (they never woke up). We got in, we laughed. I carry my keys in my pocket at all times now, and my husband doesn't think I'm weird for always having my cellphone on me anymore. It wasn't a crisis, but it sure did freak us out. We're pretty attentive parents, and these are the only kids we're ever going to have (I got my tubes tied after delivery - we figured that two kids would be one for each of us, 0 growth population and really all the kids we could ever take care of anyway), so sometimes the whole first parent thing can make one kind of dumb. Sleep is in short supply, but the kids are worth it.

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alwaysalady 0

My son thought he'd be cute and lock the car doors from the inside while I was pumping gas. Which would have been OK but I had set the keys on the dash. I was hysterical, I mean, it was July, and hot as hell. By the time the cops got there and let him out I was sure he was going to die from heat exposure. (He didn't, but I know how you feel.)

fieldhockyluva24 4

just cause it's happened or will happen to someone else doesn't mean it's not an FML

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rhenerlau 17

good reason to keep a spare key hidden outside or at your neighbor's house

u shouldnt ever DWB. Drink While you have Babies. YDI everyone on the earth has heard the sliding glass bar locking while your outside down story.

And after you got yourself back into the house, you invested in a doorstop, right? That'd be a smart idea.

doggie3 0

I sincerley hope you had a spare key outside somewhere.

bibbit 0

so then how are you writing this fml?

wairdt 5

Could someone explain how and why they deserved this? I'm an uncle of twins and I think the only thing they deserve is a vacation!

oh dear shoot all parents, if a drink or two while your children are in bed makes you a bad parent, i suspect 99% of parents are bad parents. witht he breaking a window in a car, yeah i know there's a risk, but here in Aus it's a better risk to take than waiting........either that or ask some young guy walking along past, chances are they can help :-P

Just imagine the phonecall they had to make (if they were able to and had to make one): "Holy Crap! My husband and I were outside drinking beer and the door locked leaving our babies alone inside!" It would be embarassing therefore valid to be a FML.