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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
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leogachi 15

Why would you even do that?

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EnvyMe33 26

Out of all the things to use to scratch your armpit, why the hell would you use that?!? How rude!!

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kikimiko 7

I think you should exfoliate or something. That's kinda strange

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monyluv1 13

Wow. Just..... WTF??? I want to say something mean, but I truly just can't get past the grossness of what you did.

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xbaconator9000x 16

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SKYstlimit 11

what is wrong with you you creep? it's his, get something to scratch yourself with or use something that's already yours if you think that's so fine, pretty disgusting anyway, make his beard smell like sweat

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1hardasswoman 10

Sooooo...since he now knows he can't trust you with the small things, how do you expect him to trust you with the big things?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Nice job, you untrustworthy weasel of a wife.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

So you have disgusting hygiene habits, are rude to your partner, and a liar. Nice.

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zeusdom 15

I didn't even get to vote YDI because FML had already done it for me. So yeah, definitely YDI. It's called knowing boundaries. There's still stuff you can't do that doesn't change just because you're married.

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