By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)

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I have few words for that : stalker,nice,awkward and was the cake good but really that sucks

Who hides in the closet tho... & with a cake??

bleedingglitter 24

Next time he leaves she is going to get you a cake that says "congrats on the sex"

That is creepy, she BROKE into ur house? Wow..... just, wow

who the hell would lack the common sense to know that sex was most likely going to happen. oh wait half the world

yea she was hiding in your bathroom closet, *nervous laughter* CERTAINLY NOT YOUR BEDROOM *nervous laughter continues*