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By What does this button do? - 17/02/2017 10:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my new apprentice took, "What does this button do?" to a new level when he pushed an emergency, "Stop all" button, causing my firm to miss multiple deadlines, causing massive losses In profits. FML

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You deserved it 644

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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Send help

By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Sewert_5 - 10/11/2015 16:16

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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Overachiever

By Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 09:08 - Australia

Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML

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The blame game

By unemployed - 20/04/2013 00:16 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML

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By fabz - 27/11/2015 12:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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Catching flak

By Argh - 24/11/2018 03:00 - United States - Longview

Today, my boss reached a new low when, after three software upgrades, she refused to let me update the user manual that I wrote a year ago. She has also cancelled the training sessions I set up to help people learn the new software. People are asking me why I'm not doing my job anymore. FML

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The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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definte 8

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:37

As a certain infamous businessman known for 'Apprentice' once said, "You're fired."

maharb01 17

Thursday 16 February 2017 23:29

if while in training they pushed a button before they understood what it did, that person is in the wrong line of work

Comments

Cynical_1 26

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:04

Maybe he mistook it for the "easy" button.

thedragonborn456 4

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:08

Well, at least now they know

definte 8

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:37

As a certain infamous businessman known for 'Apprentice' once said, "You're fired."

cheshireau 26

Friday 17 February 2017 0:22

I think I like Arnie's better. You're terminated, now get to the chopper. It's a bit more whimsical.

hekinokuroihi 20

Thursday 16 February 2017 22:59

Probably the first thing you should have told him when he got the job is not to touch that button unless there is an emergency...you know, like Men In Black.

maharb01 17

Thursday 16 February 2017 23:29

if while in training they pushed a button before they understood what it did, that person is in the wrong line of work

Moerighan 23

Thursday 16 February 2017 23:37

Shouldn't that be explained before they get the chance to do that? Any emergency stop button should be one of the FIRST things someone learns about.

SecretApprentice 0

Friday 17 February 2017 0:44

Is your Apprentice DeeDee from Dexter's Lab

jcash52426 5

Friday 17 February 2017 1:52

Today I didn't like the unpaid apprenticeship I started at so I pushed this button and while saying what does this do, causing the their production to completely stop. #suckstobethem