Love, Sex, My ex and Confused: A change is as good as rest - FML

A change is as good as rest

By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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The old dog has learned new tricks

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 10:00

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Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML

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Donor

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 03:00

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Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML

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Like spinning plates

By Neill - 15/08/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML

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Bump in the road

By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

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Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By peacexout108 - 08/11/2009 18:16 - United States

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Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

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Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

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Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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Too much information

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 10:00 - United States - Peyton

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Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML

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