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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Isoldael 27

So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?

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droptableusers 7

He seems to enjoy sleeping, so put it to sleep maybe?

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iluvFMLs15 19

Looks like you don't even need a boyfriend, haha.

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cnsc1206 5

ugh my big cat snores too and I hate it, and he insists on sleeping on me.

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MatthewWelch15 3

Thats when you either give the cat a swift kick to the rear or slap him in the face its like spraying him with water only this time he will remember not to try it again

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papa_raatsi 9

Show the cat who's the boss. Get a spray bottle, fill it with water and squirt the sucker. He'll get the message.

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jlc82 10

cat placed outside of room... problem solved 🤷‍♀️

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