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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Isoldael 27

So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?

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Quikraptor 8

This is why people need to learn to train their cats like they would a dog. Cats are, by nature, selfish. You can train your cat for obedience, too, without harming them.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

That's very true. My cat comes when I call his name, greets me at the door when I get home from work, loves having his belly rubbed, and plays fetch.

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SimplyEerb 3

Probably time to invest in a second pillow.

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alphaskater09 9

116-who asked you???

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HellCat1970 0

It's really clear who's in charge here...

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SoultheWolf 19

Just throw him out of the room if you don't like it. Stop being a wimp and take charge. YOU are the owner not the cat.

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Alliente 9

Look on the bright side, OP. At least you're not allergic.

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Isoldael 27

86 - when a cat attacks, it usually uses both teeth and claws, so it's not that far-fetched.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

This gives a whole new meaning to "Pillow Pet."

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