Miscellaneous: Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out...

By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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You deserved it 31 003

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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You deserved it 10 128

By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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You deserved it 6 953

Short-lived

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML

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You deserved it 636

By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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You deserved it 332

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 598

No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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You deserved it 10 865

Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 486

By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 15 848

thedhanjal 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 0:11

I'd freak out too. YDI

Osafune 19

Wednesday 21 November 2012 0:12

You said you were only dating for a few months. I'd be freaking out, too.

Comments

noisebox 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 1:09

Wow and don't let that guy reproduce either whatever you do!

boz1 3

Thursday 22 November 2012 4:20

You're a bitch...

BelicaBonssex 17

Thursday 22 November 2012 4:37

You should've taken the pregnancy test before freaking him out, since it's only been a few months... You totally deserve it.

sulitak 27

Friday 15 March 2013 8:14

Really? sorry, but if I'm worried about a "couples thing" the other half of the couple will be in on it too... It's worse to NOT give them the warning that something is wrong...

tinysocks 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:48

Maybe he was happy crying and giving his mom hopeful good news, who knows?

katiebrynn 2

Thursday 22 November 2012 7:11

Why wouldn't you have taken it before you freaked him out .. You kinda deserve it.

BrittaniiFTW 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:53

uh, maybe he really doesn't want kids. The world doesn't revolve around you. YDI

ThatChick151 2

Friday 23 November 2012 0:01

....did the condom break?... Ahem..

desertpunk75 11

Friday 23 November 2012 0:42

Well, that does suck but you should have taken a test first.

jnazzty 4

Monday 26 November 2012 20:40

I'd freak out too thats a serious matter

kalynnepointer 7

Friday 1 March 2013 0:58

The whole point, in caveman days, of sex was to make babies. You might want to make sure the person you're sleeping with is good parent material, just in case something happens. Even if it wasn't you're goal to make a kid in the first place. YDI.