Today, we had the hottest day ever recorded in Germany. Well,...

By JulesBlues - 31/07/2019 20:00 - Germany

Today, we had the hottest day ever recorded in Germany. Well, at least this means I won't need a hot water bottle to keep my feet from freezing, right? Wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2024 14:00 - Germany

Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML

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By Broon - 25/05/2012 19:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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Alexa, play "Hot Hot Hot" by The Cure

By Talented73 - 07/07/2021 16:01 - United States - Yonkers

Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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This is fine

By New North Pole - 18/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that as of right now, the North Pole is somehow warmer than where I live. FML

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By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

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Hope that's in Fahrenheit

By Cooked alive - 25/06/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in at least two years, the temperature exceeded 100 degrees in my area. Except this time, it nearly hit 110. Even with my fan and air conditioner on the highest setting, my room was still burning hot. It's currently 11pm and the temperature has gone down… to 81 degrees. FML

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Gradask 10

Wednesday 31 July 2019 22:27

There been a heat wave in Germany and if your feet are still cold, you need to see a doctor, that is circulation problems and you need help.

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 1:51

Bring them inside. If you're cold they're cold

Comments

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 31 July 2019 20:25

my feet always be cold too but to me its normal and they don't feel cold sometimes vut everyone says they're look cold

ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 31 July 2019 21:22

But global warming is a hoax, right?!

hereforfmls 17

Wednesday 31 July 2019 21:50

Her feet thinks it is apparently.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 1 August 2019 1:15

No, the globe is heating up using heat from OP's feet.

Gradask 10

Wednesday 31 July 2019 22:27

There been a heat wave in Germany and if your feet are still cold, you need to see a doctor, that is circulation problems and you need help.

Cindy Lewallen Moellering 2

Thursday 1 August 2019 18:02

if you don't see a Dr, you might end up losing your feet. you obviously have a blood circulation problem. I do and I have had three surgeries because of it. next is amputation if I don't quit smoking.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 31 July 2019 23:29

It would be very ironic if you had to have your frostbitten feet amputated on such a day.

PlagueofFiction 20

Thursday 1 August 2019 1:07

Sounds like you have some horrible circulation problems. It could be early signs of diabetes or one of several other medical conditions. I highly recommended you see a doctor about your feet and see if they can help you out.

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 1:51

Bring them inside. If you're cold they're cold

H1LS4BECK 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 8:28

I feel ya frost bite sucks

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 1 August 2019 12:51

I am presuming you have a medical condition? If not then get to the doctor and get diagnosed as the circulation in those feet sounds like they may soon drop off.