Love: Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed...

By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 14:00 - Norway - Drammen

Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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christina3466 17

Monday 6 October 2014 23:36

He sounds like such a wonderful person.

foxwasalamb 24

Tuesday 7 October 2014 0:00

drunk words are sober thoughts

Comments

RocketmanWelbz 17

Tuesday 7 October 2014 4:44

Looks like you need a new man

Niedermayer_20 12

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:05

Clearly people can't be that pathetic... :-)

jkmcatra 7

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:41

One way to avoid that would be to not get in bed with him until you're actually married.

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:46

He was drunk! I'm sure he was not aware of what he was saying/doing. Don't get too hung up on it. :-)

Epikatz 22

Tuesday 7 October 2014 6:01

Why do people always say "if they were drunk, they were telling the truth."? I say stupid, untrue stuff all the time when I'm drunk, because I'm not thinking, because I'm drunk. Alcohol isn't a truth serum.

cherrio27 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 6:13

How romantic

SomeHumanBeing 9

Tuesday 7 October 2014 7:48

Well he was drunk so he probably had no idea what the hell he was saying

Frank_3xxx 6

Tuesday 7 October 2014 8:43

Marriage is the end of romance. Maybe he just wants your relationship to be like it is forever? Most married couples dont cuddle anymore. Trust me......