By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
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Brianna809 17

today, a guy came into the ER that i work in and needed stitches on his finger. Wheh i asked him what happened, he told me he thought his finger was a fry.

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NYGiants1925 22

Isn't sleep deprivation wonderful? I've done some strange things when I'm like that.

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FitFriday 32

You need to come up with a better story. How's this, you caught a baby shark with just your finger

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Sora_McKain 36

Yikes!! That sounds so painful! I have done some stupid stuff while sleep deprived, but never anything requiring medical care. I hope you recover fast OP, and if at all possible try to avoid being sleep deprived like that in the future.

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musdesimd 18

Im not understand what 4/20 has to do with the fml, can someone explain?

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Sora_McKain 36

Well 4/20 is like a stoners holiday. Although what that has to do with sleep deprivation I don't know. You know what they always say... "stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in the end you don't succeeds, **** it all and smoke some weed."

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dante123113 11

So they weren't lying when they said you could hire through your finger! Now we have, almost, proof! Although, that is kinda scary... Feel better soon, OP!

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nevereyes 31

Dude even with going without sleep for 48 hours I would have known the difference between my own finger and a fry.........

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Fairyjoshy 13

48 hours? After staying up that long, you'd probably be having conversations with characters on TV shows.

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militarybrat 21

This is what ER nurses thrive on. These stories. Hilarious but im SO sorry.

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