By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
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jbivens1992 17

Multi-task you should not. Eat or sleep. Obviously you cant handle both.

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domolovesyoshi 33

weren't dreaming that they were eating fries, they were awake but really really tired and eating fries .

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TMO2142 25

And just like that i lost my craving for fries

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BreM16 23

I'm guessing this has something to do with the fact that it was 4/20??

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interesting33 36

I don't know if it is true but I think I once heard that biting off your finger is just like biting into a carrot in terms of force etc. but your brain stops you.

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fuckingcool 10

A humans jaw has enough force to bite through a finger with as much ease as a baby carrot. At least you still have a finger ?

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dannidoll93 24

Your brain must be fried! You need to ketchup on your sleep. Hope your finger feels better soon!

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freddygasman 18

you are absolutely punny. reading your comment left me in stiches.

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MuyBonita22 14

Are you sure you just weren't "tired" from 4/20?

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susubabe29 7

sorry, but, that's pretty dumb. You deserved it.

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