Today, while trying to go to sleep, I found a single Nerd candy...

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By halloween_candy - 24/10/2017 12:41

Today, while trying to go to sleep, I found a single Nerd candy that I thought I had dropped hours earlier. It had been stuck in my bellybutton the whole time. FML

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