Animals: Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By Kirta - 09/11/2009 15:18 - Canada

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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teehee520 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:28

That's nasty.

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:24

#60: Only the "Today" and "FML" parts are necessary. I doubt editors would go around inserting pointless words. And if it was added for consistency, all the FMLs would say "proceeded to [insert a ton of verbs that could be replaced with one verb]". That would suck.

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teehee520 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:28

That's nasty.

nando92 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

ewwww but ive done that b4 except it hit my sister while on her bike XD

Loosechange 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:49

You ever notice that every time someone has a FML, someone like #2 always posts oh ya that happened to me to. I find it pretty annoying people lie like that I know some can be true but I mean all of them have happened to another person and they just happen to be on FML I highly doubt it.

guitardedman 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

saying "which flung into my face" took too much work huh.. just had to say proceeded. idiot

PureGold 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

Ewww that's unfortunate x( You should really clean up after your dogs though, even in your own backyard. If this hadn't happened, You probably would have just stepped on it while walking your dog again.

mykon_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:30

ahahah.. funny

U_idiot 1

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:31

That's hilarious! Sucks to be you though haha.

_kaybri 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:31

Aw. That is absolutely disgusting!!

danielle523 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:33

hahaha that's gross.

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:35

Thas Nasty.

Jellybones 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:42

Yeah, this is most likely fake. 1. How can you not tell if you're about to weedwhack a pile of shit? 2. Even if you somehow managed to weedwhack a pile of shit on accident, it wouldn't "proceed to fling in your face." If anything it would just get on your legs. The only way it would go in your face is if you were laying down and weedwhacking or you turned the weedwhacker so that it was spinning perpendicular to the ground instead of parallel like it's supposed to. Either way, you're an idiot.