What am I doing with my life?
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well I would stop drinking
Or at least start putting some control on the quantity you're drinking
Some people can't manage that.
Red wine made me do stupid things. Now I only drink beer. Just saying.
I think the obvious solution here is to get clear cereal boxes
Clearly.
He's actually pretty smart. He starts driving and realizes that he'll lose his wallet, so he puts it in the cereal box because he knows he will eat some in the morning. pretty clever.
at least for a day or two, right?
It's honesty the worst feeling losing your phone or wallet
I couldn't agree more. I lose my phone pretty much every time I get really drunk, well, except the time I made this FML account.
Yes!!!! A Bill Engval reference! You have made my day!
It happens to us all.
I can't say that I've gotten drunk cuz I'm only 12 years old
Wow! Cereal has really stepped it's game up! That has to be the best prize to ever come out of a cereal box!
Not to mention the comfort and relief that come with it!
Or make the cereal box as a permanent storage place for your wallet and keep the drinks coming ;)
I like the way you think! *puts sandwich and wallet in sock drawer*
*worst
So get drunk... Go home and have some cereal and pass out. Oops I mean have cereal hide my wallet in the box and than pass-out.. WTF have you been drinking. Hope you remembered to brush your teeth before passing out
I think you need to stop drinking, too
Yes, Op was so drunk that he mistook his cereal box as a place to store his wallet, but I'm sure he remembered to brush his teeth. It was probably his number one priority at the time.
drink, have fun, cool. but if you're drinking so much that your wallet ends up in weird places, it's probably time to slow down. ydi.
like losing his wallet? eating cereal?
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Wow! Cereal has really stepped it's game up! That has to be the best prize to ever come out of a cereal box!
well I would stop drinking