sexyaniknowit

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  • San Diego, USA
  • 36 years-old
  • Tuesday 05 January 1988
  • In a relationship

About Sexyaniknowit

I laugh when people fall but then help them get up. I get the giggles in hospitals, Funerals, and any other awkward situation. Food is my obsession! I'm clumsy. I'm always dropping something or tucking my skirt into my thong (yes, I'm that girl!). Happily married with a 2 year old daughter (I was on birth control at the time and got pregnant anyway, and it was an FML moment, but not so much anymore ;)) My life is an FML type of life, but I've learned to laugh and brush it off.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

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