By Lesser spotted female gaming nerd - 12/01/2016 02:47 - United States - Arlington
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I'm into arts and crafts. Really quiet person until someone strikes a conversation first
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By meg__1798 - 09/12/2015 02:08 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys its me OP, To clarify, my mom told me that she was planning to do this only if the Heimlich maneuver did not work. I was choking on the chip pretty badly and could not breathe so she was thinking about the worst possible scenario. Luckily, I got it out and I am fine and no throats were cut. (This time). When she told me about her (bad) plan to perform a tracheotomy I told her about the scene with Sandra Bullock in The Heat and the dangers of doing one without training (and that TV does not count as training). I also may have mentioned that I would rather choke out and die than have my throat cut open with a steak knife on the kitchen floor.... Thanks for all of your comments! -OP
Op here. I was just trying to say that there are no obvious signs that I'm not from Georgia/from another country, where most people speak English.