Unnerved

By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
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el_bell3618 29

Make sure you smile and keep eye contact as long as possible the last time you'll see him!

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Sphanz 17

At least you have a positive attitude of it.

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el_bell3618 29

Make sure you smile and keep eye contact as long as possible the last time you'll see him!

154 2
Sphanz 17

At least you have a positive attitude of it.

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derangedplanet 23

uses positive attitude to refer to a positive attitude. so much on the bright side. too little cynicism.

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JazzHandsFML 28

you're the same person who typed that broken English paragraph trying to sound smart on the last FML aren't you, Ms first reply?

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xsydneyx123 28

That's an awful reason not to hire someone. You can probably do better anyways. You don't want to work for someone who has that kind of attitude.

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MRS_SILVER 11

I don't know, maybe OP's smile was coming across more psychopathic-serial-killer-looking and less enthusiastic-employee-looking

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NeatNit 32

#26 I don't see how that could possibly happen. *smiles politely and innocently at #26, with a sharp pointy knife in one hand and the severed head of a bunny in the other*

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Eyeslick 33

Hello #32 you're looking like an enthusiastic employee today!

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Adam_Power58 16

That's a bit outrageous from his behalf, you're not doing anything wrong but maybe try talk to him about it and hopefully he will change his opinion ! Nothing much you can do with people like him

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mariamilian 20

that's a stupid reason not to hire someone. get all of his current employees to constantly smile and see what he does lol

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Scarylizard1798 23

Just lovely to know we live in a world where people don't get hired because they smile to much

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TreeTreeMan 23

Clearly only the grumpy love their jobs. It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it

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ZombieGurl95 18

My boss tells me I don't smile enough.

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Tripartita 44

Well, OP's company might have a better position for you.

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muhshizzld 12

I have that problem all the time.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

It sounds like that FML where someone got fired for being too happy because they thought they were on drugs

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jadenjacksonm 14

Well take your smile to someone who will appreciate it and you. Sorry he's an asshole OP.

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