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By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent
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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States
Hey, OP here. After I said that, the interviewer busted out laughing- so there's a plus. She also said something along the lines of "Ya know, nobody says that sort of thing. Usually it's the boring 'I really need a job' type. But not you!" And laughed some more. I really need this job though, I've applied everywhere and this place is the first to call me. I won't know if I got it or not until next week, so I'm crossing my fingers!