By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
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rg350dx 29

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

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flashback.miss 28

Should've faked charging at him. What happened to cordial respect? The father seems more the type to reward bratty behavior.

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lopsop 12

I don't think charging at a little kid is respectful either.

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goose12321 11

#39 Why respect a fucktard kid that has no respect for anyone? The kid needs a good belting, not a high 5.

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rg350dx 29

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

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rg350dx 29

Wel,l... Yeah, that's definitely a word.

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Iamevil123 16

Technically, it's "well" spelt wrong and a random "I".

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MzZombicidal 36

Actually it's just a misplaced comma in the word "well."

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Iamevil123 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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rg350dx 29

The only thing that matters is it's a glaring grammatical error and around these parts, that's pretty much a death sentence. So cue the burying, you judgmental bastards you.

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Kefka91 15

Dudes, it was a minor typo, not a grammatical error, and you still understood what he said, so get over yourselves.

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BjgUsername 12

Dont worrys so much 34, you's gots good grammer

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Pwn17 25

Join the club man. I hate it too.

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rg350dx 29

Only if you guys have jackets.

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perdix 29

#13, do you know how much it costs to get "Misanthropes United" embroidered on a jacket? Hint: It will give you a reason to hate the world even more!

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Axipiter 24

There's a philanthropist looking for people to apply for a one way trip to colonize Mars. I suggest you make a submission video.

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technochik3 12

#58, technically mars is a part of this same world. earth is not a world, it is a planet. So saying you hate this world means you hate mars too.

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Iamevil123 16

And lower yourself to the level of a young child? I don't think so...

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FlyingLeumer 19

Seriously, the maturity levels of some people scares me.

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roro_superloser 13

I think so! They're not kids anymore. They're the devils sprawn.

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StiffPvtParts 43

Like father, like son --_--

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xiaodoggiie 5

Why was this comment thumbed down? The father was probably an ass and hence taught his son to be one.

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Nolimit2217 32

Kids these days..

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Dempsey_xoxo 7

Why is #7 getting thumbed down? Or am I the only one that took it as sarcasm?

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darwinism 30

walk past the kid and slip something in his pocket. When he walks out security will get him for shoplifting. The watch as the father high fives the back of his head. Evil, but it could bring a little satisfaction.

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Jemm_fml 29

I hope he high fives him when he gets older and realizes his son is a loser whose made a total mess of his life and can't communicate with society without being a total asshole.

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