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About Andyjanssens

Recrutement : Ami(e)Poste à pourvoir en CDI, temps partiel, étudie toutes candidatures. Qualités requises: gentillesse, respect, humour.. Compétences souhaitées : apprécier la vie, aimé sortir et faire du sport. Salaire mensuel: 1100 sms + primes. Cause de licenciement: manque de respect, immaturité et débilité profonde.. Merci d’adresser lettre de motivation et CV par MP. On ne décrit jamais une personne entièrement, on décrit certains aspects, certaines formes de sa personnalité, celles que l'on voit, et que l'autre veux bien nous montrer. Parce que l'on est différents, à chaque instant, avec chaque personne. Je ne suis pas le même avec ma famille qu'avec mes amis, avec mes amis qu'avec mon patron, avec mon patron qu'avec un parfait inconnu. On a tous dans les mains plusieurs masques, que l'on change en fonction de notre interlocuteur. Je ne peux pas vous dire qui je suis, mais vous pouvez, si vous le voulez, découvrir quelle personne je serai avec vous.

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Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Happy ending

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

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I liked to the power of 20

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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Supersize Menu

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What'ch'all looking at?

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The Mixer

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I like your style

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One more and it's business time

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Santa Claus

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Checking you out

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

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Judgmental

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50 favorites

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Consolation prize

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It's in the can!

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Up and coming moderator

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I NEED to know!

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Socialite

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Multitasking

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I moderated this!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

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Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy month-versary

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