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By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street
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By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street
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By mdg41 - 22/01/2015 17:55 - United States - Belvidere
Hi I posted this. Thanks for all the support!! I was in a really bad place when I posted this but I've been talking to a professional and got on medication and I'm really improving. All your comments really helped too. I didn't call the wrong number, I called back and asked someone else for a supervisor and he said he'd look into it. Never heard anything back from him though. I just hope the asshole that told me to **** off didn't drive anybody else over the edge :
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After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.