By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States
By lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom
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