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By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 04:09 - United States - Hudson Falls
Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.