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This actually made me laugh out loud. Good one :D
and a rough hand
That made my day :D
Alrighty then.
Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?
Only after spending the night together.
You should see how awkward it is when OP wakes up and says "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my girlfriend." He then asks the cat to continue.
Just so much pussy down there
He is into pussy...just not the type you might think. ;-)
Story time! A friend of mine used to babysit a two-three year old whose dog had some weird obsession with male genitalia. The dog once ripped the baby's diaper off and before he could run, proceeded to lick his penis, which the kid quickly realised felt good. He started pulling off his diaper all the time and calling the dog over to get it to give him oral. Poor girl had no idea how to tell the parents that their dog was sucking off their son.
@93 I think I laughed harder at your story than the actual fml.
didbyou miss the part where he shouted OH MY GOD? I didnt see him telling his kitty to keep licking...
#5: I know most people have a problem with **********, but most zoophiles truly love their animals. ********** is generally forcing the animal to have sex, or forcing yourself upon it, but zoophilia is the gentler version where the animals can do what they want and they aren't -forced- into anything. I know I'm going to get a ton of shit for this comment simply because I'm different, but I'm tired of hiding it. I just want people to stop being so ignorant (not saying #5 was) about sexual attraction to animals. It's not like we can help it. And it's certainly not ALL animals, either... Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.
So his cat regularly does this to him when he sleeps? That's concerning.
kinky
Yes.
Nope not at all
Cn u pls not tlk lyk dis?
You really had to spell "that" like tht? I don't think he is an asshole. It was the first time that they spent the night together. He probably thought it was the cat because he isn't used to waking up to her.
Dang were clawing at him and biting with sharp little pointy teeth?
Keywords
maybe your mustache felt like whiskers
Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?