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By klarann - 29/08/2019 11:02 - France
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Les 25 pires traductions de films connus... en québécois : ça pique les yeux !
By VDM - 01/02/2018 21:30 - France - Paris
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By soso96 - 09/08/2013 08:09 - Algérie - Ouargla
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Salut tout le monde, c'est moi l'auteur de cette VDM, ce qui fait ma deuxième VDM publiée o/, déjà ça fait trop plaisir de voir sa VDM publiée, j'ai envie de sauter de joie :). Bon pour la VDM je vais apporter des explications, (cette fois-ci je ne pourrais pas commenter en me moquant de l'auteur), je suis en vacances en Algérie dans la maison de mes parents. Après de nombreux vols, ma mère a hautement sécurisé la maison, c'est impossible d'y entrer sans clef. Le problème c'est qu'en sortant, dans une autre partie de la maison, le vent a fait claquer une porte et du coup je suis restée coincée. J'ai du attendre que ma mère rentre et je me suis fait incendiée. Après on a appelé un garçon dans la rue qui a bien voulu monter sur le toit et descendre le long du mur (qui est super élevé question de sécurité, j'ai eu super peur parce que j'ai peur de l'hauteur et j'ai eu trop peur qu'il tombe, rien qu'en montant d'un demi mètre je tremble, c'est curieux comme peur). Heureusement il s'est ensorti indemne et il a réussi à ouvrir la porte. Ma maison présente encore des failles, mais sans ça, on aurait été mal barré. Merci d'avoir accepté ma VDM, ça illumine ma journée. Ah oui je suis une femme O.o, je ne sais pas pourquoi elle a été mise au masculin, ce serait bien de la corriger (ils ont rajouté des mots)
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ma VDM est publiée !!! \o/ Alors sinon pour un peu plus d'explications, cette anecdote date d'il y a quelques années maintenant, j'avais 28ans et ma copine (ex désormais) 22ans donc. En pleine nuit elle se sentait vraiment mal on est donc allé aux urgences rapidement et du coup le combo entre : Elle : pas maquillée, pas coiffée, juste un pull à capuche et un jean enfilé à la va vite Moi : une calvitie bien marquée + une barbe de quelques jours Bah ça n'a pas vraiment aidé, et oui on en a ris mais c'est vrai que sur le coup ça ne fait pas forcément super plaisir. Merci à vos commentaires ;)