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By Zack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel
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By Zack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel
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I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.
By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.