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By Zack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel

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Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML
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ayumi_fml 0

...so you listened to the whole tape??

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Herbal_fml 0

Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

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Herbal_fml 0

Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

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Darraghscoot 0

yeah u gotta grow up and accept it we all have needs :)

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cheeseonmyburrit 0

I would go the whole 9 yards and FAP to that recording. wooo

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iluvpink10 0

seriously GROW UP that's one of the reasons they got married soo no one can tell them not to have sex

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Falalala243 0

FYL Op! Yes, you do have to know that your parents can have sex. But it is still disturbing and disgusting to know its happening.One time i caught my dad looking at Jessica Alba's ass on his laptop, sure i gotta know that parents are humans but i still feel like i'm scarred for life lol. Is it normal for dad's to look at celebrity's ass? lol

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lolol182 4

i would have puked right then and there

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ayumi_fml 0

...so you listened to the whole tape??

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hotscar 3

idk why the op deserved that.

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msw52 0

Why would you ever put a tape recorder in your parents room??? leave it to your mom to tell him/ prove to him that he snores

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LoveMeTURBO 0

EWWWW!!!!!! THATS BAD! OH MY GOD! EW! .... *shiver*

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maddcow 0

#3, its like a car accident... u dont wanna look but u have to lol.... OP, its sex, everyone does it... i used to hear my parents on occasion when i lived at home.. just pretend it didnt happen and go on w/ ur life

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adelaide_evening 0

This may come as a shock, but sometimes older people have sex too. You had to know there was the possibility you wouldn't have only caught him snoring.

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greatnt249 0

Well, now his snoring won't be the only thing keeping you awake...

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