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By BigmouthStrikesAgain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By madden2014 - 19/09/2013 22:23 - United States - Los Gatos
OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.