Balls!

By BigmouthStrikesAgain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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latinking13 8

Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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thesiwel 0

Last name backwards, something I used as a kid and diddnt let go

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PushMyButtons 5

They burst out of his sockets from pure excitement

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PrickHead 0

lol i think this is the same person who likes it hot and sticky but couldn't handle a whole twelve inches...

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

W00T testicles!

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ovechkinisbeast 9

Can I grab your ball bag? Thats what she said.

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BrittanyB94 0

Hahahaha, I would have said the same thing :)

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btnhdude 0

would you have meant the same thing?

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canadiata555 0

Haha me to :) i do it all the time but no one really makes a big deal out of it... I just realized what i have been saying to my coach for the past 5 years...

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Alwayspullout 7

Except he would have ran away very quickly if you said it...

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SunDropGirl 0

Only if he's hot!!

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SirObvious 1

YDI for being attractive...

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zachherbert 10

And he can drop it. Lol I'm liking your picture. I'm from Missouri, where Sun Drop started.

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latinking13 8

Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"

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Blazingcrono 6

I actually thought she said "would you like me to grab your balls?"

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Petronix 5

Saying that would have made this fml even better.

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jackrileymac 4

Yea I was thinking the same thing

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andonceagain 11

Ball-bag in the UK is exactly the same as ball-sack when used as slang like this.

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Jdeluxh 12

Well at least she didn't say "do you want me to grab your genitals and run my hand up and down your penis?" on accident.

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imaberry95 0

You sure you didn't ask to grab his ball sack...

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noncom 12

#8 Bag and Sack mean the same thing over there.

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ariannaimelda 7

Never heard that pickup line before. I think I'll try it out!

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johnnybagodonuts 2

I think it's gonna work

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

So 10, do you want me to grab your ball bag?

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koe4 0

theyre yousor naym iz arianna oar wut evz zo eye theenk shea iz uh gurl. lolz0r @ haytorz.

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Alexunited1212 2

59 - please shut the **** up.

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all4pooh 4

59- I think I just lost brain cells reading your comment

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maz255 10

84 what did 59 say?...at least the jist of it

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all4pooh 4

Awhh they moderated it. Butitz W@s sOm3ting s0rtz uv l!k3 d33z butt wurz3. Way worse.

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nerdfighteria 7

Whoops! It seems you mistook this for MLIA. An honest mistake . . .

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

He has been waiting for you to ask that for weeks.

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qyka 5

So have I hehehe jkjkjk think b4 say ballbag

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Mirorbo 26

Nothing is sacred anymore. Everything has a sexual innuendo now.

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yamatelle 19

26- *Russell Brand singing- Forgetting Sarah Marshall* "You took me by surprise when you let inside of you, insiiiide of you"

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tori51090 11

Hey if it were badminton, they'd be collecting shuttle cocks.....

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iAmScrubs 19

Don't forget about the racquet. You can't just leave it lying limp on the ground.

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