I've known for ages
By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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