Legged it
By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon
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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23
At least he still has a leg to stand on.
Looks like Joey Tribbiani has been here
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say YDI...
Why does he/she deserve it?
Go out on a LIMB. Come on, people!
I feel bad for OP, I hear prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
I bet it was hoppalong Cassidy that stole it
Not trying to be a ass, but whenever it's " i got drunk and passed out..." People say YDI. Now he has a fake leg, i see none.
This was on an episode of My Name is Earl..
This one gave me a chuckle. FYL for sure OP, nobody deserves that.
Can we say OP DIDNT deserve it? They might be a real jerk!
Point taken
Well somebody is waking up from a drunken night saying where the **** did this prosthetic leg come from.
Good point #93 or they were just borrowing it and were going to return it later.
I feel like people are afraid to say the OP deserved it because he's a cripple, but I have a feeling if it was a regular guy who lost his wallet after a night partying or something of the sort, the YDI to FYL ratio would be far higher against the OP. I could be wrong.
losing a leg and losing a wallet aren't on par… it's a limb not just money. it's not the cripple factor per se. it's the fact that it's his GODDAMN LEG!
:(
...you mean you wanted it back? Last night you said I could keep it!
Stop.
STAHP.
The harvesters are afoot! *deus ex reference*
boating_guy wat r u doin boating_guy.. STAHP
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.
#22, could've passed out at a friend's house.
The OP probably got around with a wheel chair. The prosthetic might only be used for appearance reasons and not for actual uses to walk with.
16 - Thats the second time someone told me that. :)
The Hangover: Part 3?
Made out of gold? So sorry OP. I don't understand why anyone would steal a prosthetic leg.
Or just because its hilarious
I hear prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg these days.
Wow dude that's crazy, sorry for the loss of your mother, I can't believe that the medical system soaks regular people for things to help the working class return to normal after an incident, all the worlds governments need a major overhaul I think :S
Check your pockets. Always check your pockets when you wake up after being drunk.
Hey what's that in your pocket there? Oh you know, my leg.
they're bigger on the inside.
Is that a leg in your pocket, or are you just happy to me see?
Would insurance claim on that kinda thing?
Trust me. You dont wanna ride the bus. You'll be asked to stand
I heard there was a high demand for fake legs in California
I heard there was a high demand to thumb down your comment.
It would be even funnier if the guy actually needed your leg. I can imagine a guy hobbling up to you, doing a balancing act removing your leg, and putting it on and running away.
Keywords
You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?
Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.