By Saradee - 24/12/2012 04:55 - United States - Inglewood

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Roguedork19 8

No, this is Patrick. O.o

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

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cash_raj 5

your comment is bad and you should feel bad

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weveevee 3

No it should have been "no, this is Patrick!" And pull him off.

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pedopears 18

you should say: " Noy so fast, Cortana says you're greek, so stick this foot up in your ass" and then start rap XD

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jemmers 13

Holy Crap! I'd hurt my husband of he ever did that right after sex. Come up with a way to get him back. That has to be answered!

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Beeftinkle 13

This new fml on iphone is weird, never gonna get used to this!

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jesustitts 20

I agree I'd hurt my husband too, but this made me laugh pretty hard. Just imagining it, but had it been me, 38 weeks pregnant, I'd beat his ass. This just calls for revenge. Get him good, but not after or during sex. That's expected.

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igive 29

You should tell him that's not the role-playing you had in mind.

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TweetAnne 13

WTF is wrong with him? What happened to normal sex?

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subwaysurfers 13

Idk, maybe he thinks it's different so 'it spices things up'...... Or he's a moron.

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robbilee 14

It got boring so couples decide to spice it up a bit

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brand2017 9

There is no normal, only zule >.>

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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IOmnomHard 10

This comment..Tears of joy. Hats off to you, sir. :')

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Thank you. :)

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astralvagan 20

That is one of the best comments I have ever seen!

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Let's all just take a moment to appreciate 5's comment

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Pleonasm 35

"You have my sword" "and you have my bow" "And MY thumbs up"

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purplmurpl 5

This is amazing plus your username is hilarious

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ichliebekekse 11

One does not simply make an amazing comment.

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wlddog 14

There shouldn't even be other comments after #5, because no one else is going to top it.

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False_Stupidity 41

Epic comment, definitely one of the all time best.

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Werken247 14

Definitely best comment ever! I'll be laughing all day! Thank you #5!

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LemonLolly 10

You just made my day with your comment!

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license2chill 5

I added this FML to my favorites because of this comment. You sir, are a genius.

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octaviamarieb 18

that is beautiful..

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

I understand that one is from 300 and the other is from Lord of the rings, but both are Epic Rap Battles of History references. :3

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

This is my proudest FML comment.

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Altar_fml 2

Boyfriend: Oh yeah... I'm gonna.. -insert your own imagination here- OP: Madness... This is madness! Boyfriend: THIS.. IS.. SPARTA!!!!

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Roguedork19 8

No, this is Patrick. O.o

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154rct 7

SPARTANS! Tonight we dine in the Krusty Krab

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CharresBarkrey 15

81 - What the **** is "fuqq?" Can you really not say "****?" But you're okay with homonyms?

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