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Polite
By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington
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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar
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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon
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By Eganstein - 12/11/2012 00:50 - United States
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Just an update, she is in the hospital doing better, and my throat is in tact. And for everyone telling me to leave her, its not gonna happen