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By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By mrWrong - 25/03/2009 01:20 - United States
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By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States
To clarify, they went through pretty much every drawer in the house, so I would have had to lock it in a safe or something, I suppose. And, it was Metallica :P