By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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jrod_fml 0

How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?

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Chris968 0

Wasn't it moving or something? I was born legally blind and even I can tell the difference between a living thing and a soccer ball...

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kamikaze_fml 0

HAHAHA thats just dumb, get contacts fool.

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mylifesucks_alot 0

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haleyisawsomee 0

:0 asshole!!!!

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Sammyb123 0

Oh my god, I haven't laughed so hard in ages

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lizzilla8297 2

you all are horrible. you people that hate dogs. that's just mean and misdirected. and op for killing a little, innocent, dog.

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iEnvade 2

249 - I don't believe OP said they killed the dog.. and you know nothing about the dog, so don't go making assumptions.

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4everblackjack 10

LMFAO I laughed so hard too :,)

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Ghostsofascalon 4

A small dog usually doesn't survive a hard kick and falling down a flight of stairs… Karma is going to hit you like a bitch OP.

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littlecuntcats 6

Did it say he killed it?

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MasterGamer591 13

If you had blurry eyes and thought it was a soccer all does that make you a bad person to?

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Cyanide03 7

My little cousin threw his grandma's toy chihuahua down a flight of stairs. Surprisingly she was unscathed; shocked and afraid, but okay.

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czyk_it 5

Im a dog lover. Currently have a 10 yr old black lab/golden retriever mix. She's cutest friendliest dog ever. Love spending time on walks and spoiling her with attention. Even I laughed at OPs fml. I do hope the dog is ok

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xxlowsnip3rxx 16

are you ******* moronic!? he didn't say it died you ******* failed abortion

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jrod_fml 0

How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?

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fatalkiss 0

lmao he kicked it out of his way, not just for fun. I LOLed

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blankaex 0

Kicked it out of the way? How hard is it to step OVER a soccer ball?

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PaperCaper 11

It wouldn't matter if he just kicked it out of the way, but he had to FORCEFULLY kick it out of frustration. Also, apparently in the direction of a staircase.

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Jimboom 11

ROFL!! Top FML. But yea, seriously, get contacts. Or stop being an idiot and kicking balls inside the house. Just imagine, if it had been a ball it could have done a lot of damage to their things... not just their dog.

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caleb_9756 14

#252, Did.. Did you even read the FML?

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triiku 0

i don't even care if the dog's okay! That's just farking hilarious. Chances are the little shit of a dog deserved it anyways. i hate poodles.

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mrcarmine 0

didn't your mother teach not to play ball in the house?

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harliedog 0

screw you man i love that poodle i hope someone kicks you straight in the nuts and you fall down some stairs if you a woman, i hope someone annihilates your ovaries

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