Love, Cops and Miscellaneous: Pleased to meet you - FML

Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 739

You deserved it 7 152

Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 725

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Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 602

You deserved it 4 263

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 568

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 920

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Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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Top comments

capilot 10

Monday 23 February 2009 18:18

Depends on what you were being bailed out for. As the saying goes: a friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying "dude, that was awesome!"

rplovez 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:03

The whole family isn't in jail... the boyfriend and girlfriend are in jail. The parents met each other while bailing the kids out... :P

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 8:23

MEh, I doubt this actually happened.

purplepandaz 0

Monday 18 April 2011 10:48

ikr! some of there would actually suck if it happened, but they're so far fetched! a) excluding drugs, it's not exactly easy to have ur WHOLE family in jail n b) I'd never call some one u don't know. defiantly not real. comment if u agree

rplovez 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:03

The whole family isn't in jail... the boyfriend and girlfriend are in jail. The parents met each other while bailing the kids out... :P

cassiebear7652 7

Monday 19 September 2011 22:38

Ginger!!! ^ lol

girl_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:28

im sorta jealous to be honest.

itssoratchet 10

Friday 28 November 2014 22:57

Dammmm! i bet he's hot

davidtheday 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:57

Sounds like a nice guy...

capilot 10

Monday 23 February 2009 18:18

Depends on what you were being bailed out for. As the saying goes: a friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying "dude, that was awesome!"

kevg 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:54

that is such a cool saying

iloveyoumorethan_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:11

agreed

Edmund_Dantes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:34

This would automatically be a "you deserved it" if "legal" had any relation to right or wrong. As is, if yall didn't hurt anyone, the parents will probably get over it.

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:41

Now this, this is a good story. I would pity you if you didn't have the best drinking party tale in the world here.

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 23 February 2009 20:13

need more juice what did you two do? at least it wasnt: my parents just met my boyfriend for the first time. now he's in jail. im 12.

sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 6 May 2014 4:29

You're 12 and your dating? Are you mental? That's such a young age to start dating!!

LifeSux2897 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:03

Haha...thats funny!

kairey324 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:54

what were you in jail for???

RawShark 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:39

LOL That's awesome!

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Today, my husband has always been clumsy, but am I alone in thinking it takes a special level of clumsy to trip over while naked and land with his penis in the mouth of the village slut across the street. FML

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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Today, I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items. I got stuck in one of the shirts I was trying on. FML

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Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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