It wasn't me
By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
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I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.