Mutilated
By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland
By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville
By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne
By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York
Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)