Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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Cazz91 21

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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DocBastard 38

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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Outcheaa 3

what? that defies the laws of physics...

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FreakoHolm 6

Sounds like a shitty sit... *gets shot and stabbed repeatably by everyone*

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Cazz91 21

^ Well, you did that for yourself. It saves me from getting off my current lazy ass to do it myself. :P

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whaaaaat111 6

I know a guy that can flip his eyelids inside out...

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Cazz91 21

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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red225 14

You have just won my thumbs up, super creative.

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logic368 8

Good thing you didn't impulsively give him a black eye!

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8313girl 28

That's what I would have done seeing that so close to my face lol. I punch first & ask questions later.

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boating_guy 33

the only guy I know who can do that, can only do it with his fake (glass) eye. but that? that's disgusting, FYL to waking up to that OP

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masterof1 7

.............that is weird and cool at the same time..................CALL THE CIRCUS

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MichellinMan 20

Your comment matches your name quite well.

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ElizabethNL93 20

A boyfriend with a sense of humor is great, but that little trick sounds disgusting.

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DocBastard 38

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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cakefete2 30

Before they bought him, the circus would want to know about OP's return policy.

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Angelic_Author 16

They'd also want a warranty. You know, in case they break him for being a douche.

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