By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton
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By bandaidstations - 17/08/2015 03:33 - United States - Pittsburgh
bandaidstations tells us more.
I didn't think it was swiss..I made a stupid joke that backfired. Cheddar cheese balls are the only fried cheese item we carry. There is a 6 foot menu board with the description right under the item. The customer is a regular who comes in and harasses us all the time. He says things like I will go to hell for having a tattoo while he buys lottery tickets out of the machine. Since he laughs the comments he makes off like he's joking, I figured I could joke with him a bit.
By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic
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By Realworldred - 18/06/2015 03:50 - United States - Scranton
Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore